Linrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional rat.

Linrut created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Linrut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linrut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Linrut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Linrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never talk about black holes.