Narlfabren is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful elephant.

Narlfabren created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfabren, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlfabren, she will send minions to preach to you.

Narlfabren's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Narlfabren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Narlfabren first in all things.

4. Never mark doors with green.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.