Dimtighab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest badger.

Dimtighab created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtighab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimtighab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dimtighab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dimtighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Dimtighab three times a day.