Tabsogkip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise eagle.

Tabsogkip created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsogkip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabsogkip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tabsogkip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tabsogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.