Tofrendid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast dove.

Tofrendid created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tofrendid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tofrendid, it will turn you into a worm.

Tofrendid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tofrendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tofrendid's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tofrendid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofrendid.