Fliswiplarpwat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Fliswiplarpwat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fliswiplarpwat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fliswiplarpwat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fliswiplarpwat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fliswiplarpwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in autumn.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.