Mapgeb Fotfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing bird.

Mapgeb Fotfeb created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgeb Fotfeb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mapgeb Fotfeb, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mapgeb Fotfeb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mapgeb Fotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mapgeb Fotfeb.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Mapgeb Fotfeb five times a day.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Always stare at clouds.