Yokdadsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive raven.

Yokdadsan created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdadsan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yokdadsan, it will torture you forever.

Yokdadsan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yokdadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yokdadsan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.