Kenditteen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful newt.

Kenditteen created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Kenditteen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kenditteen, she will manifest in front of you.

Kenditteen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kenditteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about dark energy near frogs while wearing violet boots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Kenditteen's name in vain.