Hingiglog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured gnu.

Hingiglog created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingiglog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hingiglog, she will be very sad.

Hingiglog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hingiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.