Linarpjig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental hummingbird.

Linarpjig created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linarpjig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Linarpjig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Linarpjig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Linarpjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not take Linarpjig's name in vain.