Nab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonest unicorn.

Nab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nab, he will not care at all.

Nab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Nab's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Nab loves goats, so they must be respected.