Nabsansig is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, uncaring shrew.
Nabsansig created Asia six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Nabsansig, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Nabsansig, it will strike you with lightening.
Nabsansig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Nabsansig's Holy Commandments
1. Always help badgers in need.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never eat cherries.
4. Always help grasshopers.
5. Never run in the presence of sharks.