Vedkamnart is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous frog.

Vedkamnart created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedkamnart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedkamnart, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vedkamnart's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vedkamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.