Niglabwonben is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing dryad.

Niglabwonben created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Niglabwonben, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Niglabwonben, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Niglabwonben's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Niglabwonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.