Quartdidgilgil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating rat.

Quartdidgilgil created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartdidgilgil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quartdidgilgil, it will come to you in dreams.

Quartdidgilgil's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Quartdidgilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Always help geese.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.