Hubcaphabweg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart weasel.

Hubcaphabweg created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubcaphabweg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubcaphabweg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hubcaphabweg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hubcaphabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.