Limnatgun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak raccoon.

Limnatgun created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limnatgun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limnatgun, he will not care at all.

Limnatgun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Limnatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Limnatgun.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Retreat if four great tits approach from the south.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.