Nelnadlag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful wyrm.

Nelnadlag created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelnadlag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nelnadlag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nelnadlag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nelnadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nelnadlag.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.