Rowraplen Renjipcip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever
finch.
Rowraplen Renjipcip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowraplen Renjipcip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Rowraplen Renjipcip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Rowraplen Renjipcip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Rowraplen Renjipcip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Put Rowraplen Renjipcip first in all things.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.