Rowraplen Renjipcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever finch.

Rowraplen Renjipcip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowraplen Renjipcip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowraplen Renjipcip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rowraplen Renjipcip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rowraplen Renjipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Rowraplen Renjipcip first in all things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.