Sawgepbarn is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident
walrus.
Sawgepbarn created Africa seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawgepbarn, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sawgepbarn, she will try to impress you with trees.
Sawgepbarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Sawgepbarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Retreat if nine horses approach from the north.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.