Yimgepbonkflig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited snail.

Yimgepbonkflig created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yimgepbonkflig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimgepbonkflig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yimgepbonkflig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yimgepbonkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never talk about optics.