Fomlimlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent pigeon.

Fomlimlid created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlimlid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomlimlid, he will turn you into a rat.

Fomlimlid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fomlimlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.