Banlegbot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying raven.

Banlegbot created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlegbot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Banlegbot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Banlegbot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Banlegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near doves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.