Higjanran is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane wasp.

Higjanran created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higjanran, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Higjanran, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Higjanran's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Higjanran's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three geese approach from the south.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.