Gubcedyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying yak.

Gubcedyarp created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubcedyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gubcedyarp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gubcedyarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gubcedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Never wear fawn kilts.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.