Stipmobfet is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless toad.

Stipmobfet created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmobfet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stipmobfet, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stipmobfet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stipmobfet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.