Flabzanfid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Flabzanfid created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabzanfid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabzanfid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flabzanfid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flabzanfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Always store peas above ground.