Himzagmif is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise aardvark.

Himzagmif created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Himzagmif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himzagmif, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himzagmif's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Himzagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help mice in need.