Konhenyarlrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient crow.

Konhenyarlrag created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konhenyarlrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Konhenyarlrag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Konhenyarlrag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Konhenyarlrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Konhenyarlrag.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.