Cinsakfet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating dragonfly.

Cinsakfet created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinsakfet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinsakfet, he will not care.

Cinsakfet's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cinsakfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with bats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing green rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.