Didcamsit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective seal.

Didcamsit created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Didcamsit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didcamsit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Didcamsit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Didcamsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always take life seriously.