Cetyogtag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented chicken.

Cetyogtag created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetyogtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cetyogtag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cetyogtag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cetyogtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.