Gomsomhap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm swan.

Gomsomhap created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsomhap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomsomhap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gomsomhap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gomsomhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gomsomhap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not name children after porpoises.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

4. Never gather eight gulls in one place.

5. Do not stand on grass.