Cutbuthog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody mink.

Cutbuthog created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutbuthog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cutbuthog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cutbuthog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cutbuthog's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.