Jigponflag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered crow.

Jigponflag created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigponflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigponflag, she will curse you with boils.

Jigponflag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jigponflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing violet jumpers and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat turnips.
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