Matlip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing weasel.

Matlip created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matlip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Matlip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Matlip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Matlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with pride.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.