Geddangun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise alligator.

Geddangun created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Geddangun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Geddangun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Geddangun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Geddangun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never go into gray rooms.