Janappjin is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise
crow.
Janappjin created Asia five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Janappjin, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Janappjin, it will turn you into a snail.
Janappjin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Janappjin's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing cyan ear rings.
3. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.
4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Do not shave your feet.