Janappjin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise crow.

Janappjin created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Janappjin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Janappjin, it will turn you into a snail.

Janappjin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Janappjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not shave your feet.