Quaggampod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective unicorn.

Quaggampod created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quaggampod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quaggampod, it will be very sad.

Quaggampod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quaggampod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Quaggampod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Do not kill badgers.