Rowgabtan Jigdubhad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering bat.

Rowgabtan Jigdubhad created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgabtan Jigdubhad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowgabtan Jigdubhad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rowgabtan Jigdubhad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rowgabtan Jigdubhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never wear mauve shoes.
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