Milhinsig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy lobster.

Milhinsig created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milhinsig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Milhinsig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Milhinsig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Milhinsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while unclean.

2. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

4. Never adorn your back with yellow markings.

5. Do not commit murder.