Gepdabcampas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witty shrew.

Gepdabcampas created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdabcampas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepdabcampas, it will turn you into a dog.

Gepdabcampas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gepdabcampas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always help goats.