Gofbudrap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking gnu.

Gofbudrap created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbudrap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofbudrap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gofbudrap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gofbudrap's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing brown shoes and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

5. Never speak at midnight.