Weeragtab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered scorpion.

Weeragtab created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeragtab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weeragtab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Weeragtab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Weeragtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Weeragtab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help voles in need.