Nigjamzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent bee.

Nigjamzak created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nigjamzak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nigjamzak, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nigjamzak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nigjamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.