Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-assured human.

Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Babtonknigril Hinnigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing pink scarves.

3. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing orange skirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

4. Always store tomatoes above ground.

5. Never talk about fire.