Wantabfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil hamster.

Wantabfeb created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantabfeb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wantabfeb, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wantabfeb's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wantabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Wantabfeb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.