Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cadcadmet Tapcibqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.