Dodgep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying snake.

Dodgep created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodgep, he will turn you into a duck.

Dodgep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help sheep in need.