Bagwabquag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented finch.

Bagwabquag created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagwabquag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagwabquag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bagwabquag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bagwabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always look after injured geese.