Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish wyvern.

Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot, it will destroy your home planet.

Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nillpinfutkamquartbestfossrot first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.