Gebstankipbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating parrot.

Gebstankipbop created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebstankipbop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebstankipbop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gebstankipbop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gebstankipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not record names concerning planets.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Do not stand on grass.