Hatbagstik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent lizard.

Hatbagstik created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Hatbagstik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hatbagstik, it will cry a lot.

Hatbagstik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hatbagstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never remain bowed at midday.