Nigpadfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking rat.

Nigpadfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpadfeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nigpadfeb, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nigpadfeb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nigpadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed melons to moths while wearing dresses.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Run away if five gulls approach from the north.