Yaktettiyattmid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective rhinoceros.

Yaktettiyattmid created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Yaktettiyattmid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yaktettiyattmid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yaktettiyattmid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yaktettiyattmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near pigs while wearing fawn stockings and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.