Cenyimmis is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable rat.

Cenyimmis created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenyimmis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenyimmis, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenyimmis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cenyimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat nuts.