Godnibcin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome hare.

Godnibcin created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godnibcin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godnibcin, she will turn you into a snail.

Godnibcin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Godnibcin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

5. Never wear shorts.