Safnurtart is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless pigeon.

Safnurtart created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnurtart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safnurtart, she will think nothing of it.

Safnurtart's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Safnurtart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Safnurtart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Safnurtart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.