Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish butterfly.

Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jinontyimgubbestlenvabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the north.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.