Matgabomt is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, smart owl.

Matgabomt created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgabomt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Matgabomt, she will turn you into a rat.

Matgabomt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Matgabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with pride.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Matgabomt loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.