Fembomlam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented hyena.

Fembomlam created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembomlam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fembomlam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fembomlam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fembomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about black holes.