Vigcidtig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, two-faced snail.

Vigcidtig created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigcidtig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigcidtig, he will be very sad.

Vigcidtig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vigcidtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never eat rice on holy days.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Do not shave your face.