Dumbapget is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, fussy
elephant.
Dumbapget created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dumbapget, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dumbapget, it will turn you into a snail.
Dumbapget's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Dumbapget's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not eat bananas.
5. Always treat seals with great respect.