Bonkganbom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Bonkganbom created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkganbom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonkganbom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkganbom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bonkganbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkganbom.

5. Bonkganbom must be the most important thing in your life.