Bodgilril Ruttadjab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, stupid donkey.

Bodgilril Ruttadjab created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgilril Ruttadjab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodgilril Ruttadjab, she will turn you into a slug.

Bodgilril Ruttadjab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bodgilril Ruttadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing pink kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never feed turnips to squirrels while wearing green hats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.